This goes out to the men in my office.
You're absolutely disgusting! Is it really necessary that you take reading material into the loo? This isn't the privacy of your own home. This is a place of business and the fact that you take something to read while you do your business is gross. I'm embarrassed for you and disgusted at the thought. Not to mention I would hate to accidentally touch the reading material you've just used in the toilet. At least have the decency to toss it in the trash when you are done.